2 Different way for handling feeling Bad and Mad.

 

1) You go to a doctor or physiatrist and tell him your
 problem(s). Get the help you need, maybe some V or
 P “Happy Pills”.  Soon you feel better like
 Phyllis Stapinski did.                   Cost $20.00 Copay.
                                             Or

2)  You go to a Lawyer and file for a Divorce.  There
  by passing your bad and mad feelings onto everyone
  else in your family and then some.  Now everyone 
  feels bad and mad forever and you ruin, split up a
  perfectly good family into many sections, like
  Ann Louise Gately did. You and everyone else
  NEVER EVER FEEL BETTER!  Cost $33,500.00++

This is what happens when you band aid the original problem, and never fix it.  Now our kids live with this guilt you projected onto them FOREVER!!
Thanks Ann and Ann’s Addison S. family…

The other day Gary “Awesome” S. was telling me a story about another soon to be Divorced guy he’d met at a party.  This guy had a similar thing happen like me.  After being happily married 15 years, one day his wife SNAPPED.  She decided NOT to be married anymore.  Wanted a “Quickie Divorce”.  She just wanted to sell and split up everything down the middle.  Problem was they owned an Apartment building together that if they sold it they would only get $50,000 in equity, or $25,000 each.  So her soon to be Ex-Husband offered to buy her out.  Pay her half of the building’s mortgage which came to $150,000.  But she said NO, just sell it and give me my $25,000.  So I’m guessing this woman went through MLC too, because she doesn't care that $25,000 is worth way less than $150,000!  She doesn't care about the money!  Sound familiar??  Anyway this story does have a happy ending for her.  After 6 months her brain’s logic returned and she accepted his $150,000 buy out.  I wonder if she thinks the words MIMINUM and MAXIMUM mean exactly the same thing too, like my Ann’ee does.  I’m thinking of a new career, either as a stand up comic, or making a simple 10 question test to give woman that have recently Snapped to see if they have an MLC Hormonal Chemical Imbalance.  I already have 2 of the questions, can some of you Divorced Daddy's  help me with the other 8?  Divorce although always sad for the kids, can be very Comical when you look back at it...